Thursday, February 26

Subconscious Suicide

Apparently, I have a very poor grasp of future reality. Like when I agreed to work an afternoon shift (2-10) and then a double (6-10) the next day. And like when I told my "real" job I could work the night before as well. And the night before that.

Was I trying to kill myself?

I worked last night. I got about 6 hours of sleep the day before, because my body hates me, I guess. And I worked the night before that. Now, after 5 hours of sleep, I'm awake and getting ready to go to work for 8 hours, to come home and sleep for 7 if I'm lucky, then work for another 16.

Will stabbing myself in the eye get rid of this headache? Or, better yet, will it get me out of the work I so stupidly committed to?

6 comments:

Tyler said...

yes, it will get you out of having to work to stab your eye. no, it will not get rid of your headache, yes, it will worsen the shortsightedness problem.

Kristina P. said...

I am tired just reading this!

the letter Bee said...

How do you even survive?!

Cynthia said...

You are seriously making me worry!!Time for reevaluation of priorities!! xo

heather said...

Wow ... good luck with that one Jen - please let us know if you survive or not!

Erin said...

Oh man! I always get headaches when I don't get enough sleep. I really hope you get some sleep tonight!