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I've seen this a lot before, but I like it a lot. Especially because it's so true. They've tried to change the punchline state in some of the versions I've seen, but it's never as true as when it's talking about New York/New Jersey women.

JERSEY WIVES:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Illinois and
had told her that she was going to do the dishes and
house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the
third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Michigan.
He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean
the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner
on the table

The third man had married a beautiful girl from New
Jersey. He told her that her duties were to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything but by the third day some
of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher.